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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 15:48

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Then came..

Loons and Moons

Sweden’s Maja Stark wins U.S. Women’s Open for first major championship - NBC Sports

Unacceptable again!

share office space ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Mario Kart World Is Not An Open-World Game, Nintendo Says - GameSpot

No way

Still no good

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Did Obito ever fully redeem himself in everyone's eyes?

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Thumbs down again.

Steelers Address Mason Rudolph Trump Rally Appearance In Email To Fans - TMZ

No go.

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why do philosophy of physics when you can do physics itself? - Aeon

Everyone loved it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Trump's "They're Eating Cats and Dogs" quote has become a meme. Would this help him get elected? I hope you can be impartial when responding to this question. Thank you

Next, they tried...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good.

There’s a place where humans are evolving right before our eyes - Boy Genius Report

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Suspect in custody after 11 stabbed at Oregon homeless services provider - NBC News

Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

So, the docs changed it to read

Oxford study finds 'extraordinary' tremors caused by tsunamis - BBC

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So they tried

Man charged in shooting outside Wayzata High School graduation - kare11.com

No, not a chance

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Catatonics & High Colonics

Best Dune Awakening Starter Build and Class Guide: Early Game Skills, Gear & Tips for New Players - The Game Post

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hysterias & Posteriors

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What was Easter day like for you as a child?